Hostess with the mostess?
Posted in Blog, Photo Blog, We own the Night by: LottieI awake on a floating raft. The smell of sea air tickles my nostrils. The sun burns my eyes. My body aches and my head is spinning. Then I realise- I am in my bed and I have the mother of all hangovers.
I turn to the body lying next to me. This is not my boyfriend. What the hell happened? Why is it so quite? How is it 2pm? I check. I have all my clothes on. Phew!
Cocktail Night #2 went down a storm. I have never seen such a bizarre mix of alcohol in all my life.
To avoid spending the evening in the kitchen with the shaker, I had a cocktail master-class. In the end we resorted to post-its.
It still wasn’t sinking in after the third class so Darren tried a new tact. Thanks for that!
I still too hungover to write anything above the literacy level of a 4 year old and they say a picture says a thousand words.
So:-
“Narf”
“You’re the one that I want!
“The Baastids tied my head to my foot”
“I have to do the walk of shame”
“There’s no more space on the fridge”
“99, 100. Here I come ready or not”
“Hit me baby one more time”
“See, men can multi-task too”
Now where did I leave the Nurofen?
July 27th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
Damn sorry we missed it!
July 27th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
Hurrah, I escape photographic shame!
David, you missed one HELL of a night!! It was fabbo
Well done Liz, really enjoyable.
Not that I was there of course. Not in photos anyways.
July 27th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
Put your foot in it now Darragh.
I’m going into the archives just for you.
July 27th, 2008 at 9:18 pm
Shall make up for on Sunday. Must discuss the necessities of outfits – do I really need to don fishnets?
July 27th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
@David – Most definitely!!!! Darragh’s wearing a nice sequenced number.
July 28th, 2008 at 11:32 am
Am very distressed I missed this one
Want to come on Sunday but am unsure as to how I should dress….
July 28th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Rick – I have been instructing all the men to wear fishnets – but if you’re scared…..
July 28th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Do they make fishnets in men sizes?? (You know what I mean…)
So sequins are out – can’t clash with Darragh!
July 28th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
No No David, I’mm be sequenced. Not sequinned. A subtle but important difference.
I shall not be wearing fishnets – they’d clash horribly with the outfit I have chosen.
July 28th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Ah, thanks Darragh. The subtle nuances are beyond me…
Can I just wear fishnets under my regular clothes?
July 28th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
But David, knowing certain people’s penchant for Fishnets, it may mean they remove your clothes to get at the fishnets. Do you really want that, I mean really?
Allow me to quote someone at the weekend as an illustrative point:
“The Baastids tied my head to my foot”
July 28th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
With a picture to boot.
So fishnets and oversized silky underwear over everyday clothes instead of under…
July 28th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
Ok, the breastfeeding aspect is completely irrelevant and to be ignored – but doesn’t this cute dolly look just like someone I shall not name in one of your photos? Beautiful photo by the way!
July 29th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
[...] Things that irritate me for no reason: When people tie my legs together when I’m trying to get to sleep. (RE: Saturday night) [...]
July 29th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Great party, thanks for having me over.
I did not sing Britney Spears though, lets clear that up right now.
July 29th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
@Darren…too – Prove it!
July 30th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
Will you admit to All Saints Darren…too Personally I think that’s more shameful
Fishnets people? maybe I won’t wear mine so – I’ll bring them & you guys can fight over who’s wearing them
July 30th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
@ Niamh – you know that Darren and Darragh are going to tear each others eyes out over them I do love a good cat fight.
July 31st, 2008 at 6:20 pm
Not only a walk of shame, but Dart of shame too, I dread to think what many children thought of me!
Thank you kindly for the party again.
I now have three words: THE PRINCESS BRIDE (!!)
August 1st, 2008 at 12:06 am
You’re very welcome RP. Princess Bride ROCKS!!!!!!
“My name in Indigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die”