The Cheat List
Posted in Blog, Celeb, Random by: LottieDo you have one? That list of freebies you get to enjoy guilt free, should the opportunity ever arise.
This was a topic of intrigue around a high table at 3am in the morning at the Kilkenny Cat Laughs festival. The usuals came up – George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Scarlett Johansen, Jessica Beil. Surprisingly Angelina didn’t get a look in with the boys. Dawn French featured twice – score one for the curvy gal!
The oh-so-important issue was raised today briefly on Today FM and never one to miss an opportunity to blog about absolute pap I thought I’d go with this one.
Mine? It’s pretty much a long established list perhaps with the exception of Hugh Laurie. But after watching 4 series of House over no more than a three week period -how could I not include him?
Josh Duhamel, Will Smith, Ray D’Arcy, David Tennant, Henry Cavil(from The Tudors….Annie……Strings?) Just potting it out there. Josh Hartnett, Sean Connery(I so would) and Mr. Laurie.
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:58 pm
My list off the top of my head is as follows:
Sean Connery, Shayne Ward, Dominic Purcell, Wentworth Miller, Will Smith,
August 22nd, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Adrien Grenier….Vince from Entourage, I have a serious crush on him right now! Swooooon.
August 22nd, 2008 at 3:19 pm
I like the way you threw in Ray D’Arcy there, cause of all them there, you might actually run into Ray one day.
August 22nd, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Ray D’arcy…really???
August 22nd, 2008 at 3:25 pm
@Darren…too –
That’s the plan! He seems to nice a bloke to have extra-producer affairs.
@Claire – Absoloutley – he’s just so smushable. Yummy!
@Marian – I must start watching Entourage – there’s something a bit odd about his face though.
@Mary – Hands off!
August 22nd, 2008 at 3:57 pm
You have series 4 of House? Really? Cool. Yoink!
August 22nd, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Ooh Hugh Laurie, I definitely would! Jeremy Irons and Alan Rickman for the older man category. Russell Brand, David Tennant (as if I don’t go on about him enough), Johnny Depp (obviously. but mostly as a pirate), Simon Pegg, Seth Rogen, Robert Downey Jr, Hugh Jackman (Wolverine! ahhh!)…I could probably go on all day if I didn’t finish work in exactly three minutes time..
August 22nd, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Oh totally forgot about Robert Downey Jr – I wonder can I amend it?
August 22nd, 2008 at 6:52 pm
Ewan McGregor, though my ardour has dimmed after witnessing his whinginess on his world journeys, Cillian Murphy, Dwayne Johnston, David Boreanaz, Ronan Dex/Jason Momoa. Definitely Johnny Depp, god… though in reality the idea of taking my clothes off in front of any of (oops, I just typed ‘anyone’, freudian) these people would have me rushed to hospital with a panic attack of immense proportions.
August 22nd, 2008 at 11:24 pm
Any time I do a list like this I wind up with more males than females so I shall refrain.
August 22nd, 2008 at 11:38 pm
D’arcy? *sigh*
Not that I have anyone to cheat on but if I did….
Right. Kate Winslet, Scarlett Johannsson, Billie Piper, Cathy Davey, Maggie Gyllenhaal and, of course, Natalie Portman…
But then there’s part of you that wonders is it them you have the hots for, or certain characters that they’ve played…..?
August 23rd, 2008 at 10:00 am
Matt Damon
Pierce Brosnan (still foxy)
Ryan Gosling
Robert Downey Jr
Paul Rudd
Daniel Craig
Also, have kind of a thing for Will Arnett but only if he was in character as Gob.
August 23rd, 2008 at 1:05 pm
@JO – Am I the only woman in the world who does not find Jonny Depp attractive? He’s just too weedy and he has a big girly face.
@B’dumB’dum- Thought as much.
@Rick – D’Arcy GOD YES! Ever since Zig & Zag. And even would put Billie Piper on my list – Have you seen Diary of A Call Girl?
@ Voodolady -Pierse Brosnan in Mama Mia? That man should never be allowed to sing!
August 23rd, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Agreed, Mamma Mia was an atrocity in general. Still in Remington Steel or as 007, sha-wing.
August 23rd, 2008 at 6:11 pm
@Lottie Really? *sigh x 2* Remind me to tell you some stories tonight…
And no, I wasn’t allowed watch for fear of my blood pressure…
@Jo I only saw Ewan on the world bike thing the other night for the first time, I thought he was mega! You have very harsh standards…
August 24th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Ah the list. for me it’s got to be:
1. Raphael Nadal
2. Hugh Laurie (good taste there Lottie)
3. Michael Phelps
4. Luke Wilson
5. Colin Firth
6. Spartan from Gladiators (oh ma gaw!)
If I get 8 I also want…
7. Ewan McGregor
8. Dermot O’Leary
August 25th, 2008 at 10:49 am
Fine! If you get a list, I get a list:
August 25th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
I met Henry Cavil when I was dancing in a scene in the Tudors, he is freaking gorge and he is SO incredibly nice I was very close to asking him to have his way with me on the floor in front of everyone.
Proof!
August 25th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
@Zaniac – JEALOUS! You shouldn’t have asked – just go for it. As they say “It’s not rape. It’s surprise sex”.
@Emer – Dermot O’Leary! Definitely!
@Darren – two men? you can have Johnny Depp as he’s a big girl but Mr. Tennant is spoken for. I have some of that surprise sex planned for him some day.
@Rick – Damn! Totally forgot to get those stories out of you. And with regards to the characters – I had a huge thing for Spike from Buffy but in everything James Martsters is nasty looking.
@Vodoolady – very sorry. I totally forgot about Remington Steele.
December 5th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
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