Holemaster: The Review

Posted in Blog, We own the Night  by: Lottie
April 2nd, 2009

“Didn’t he look familiar though?,” says I.

“Maybe, I don’t know,” says He.

“From the DART?,” says I.

“The Bus?,” says He.

“About town?,” Says I.

“Impulses on Caple Street?,”  Says He.

” Ah, that must be it,” says I.

“So, whadicha thunk?,” says He.

“He seemed lovely” says I. “Not at all like the raving homosexual nut-job he appears to be online.”

12 Responses to “Holemaster: The Review”

  1. Maxi Cane Says:

    You obviously met the wrong person.

  2. Jo Says:

    I think he has a smidge of both Tom Dunne and Ryan Gosling about him.

  3. Voodoolady Says:

    Ryan Gosling?? mmm.

  4. Lottie Says:

    @Maxi – Are you suggesting the Tom Dunne/Ryan Gosling lookalike was actually a Holemaster impersonator. Wouldn’t he get on better just going as Ryan Gosling?

  5. Holemaster Says:

    Ah hah haaa. Would ye look at this. Who’s Ryan Gosling. Is he hot? If he is then yes I’m like him.

    It was very nice to meet you both last night. Oh and my handbrake cable snapped on the way home. No hill starts for holemaster.

  6. Lottie Says:

    @Holemaster – Fuck I told him to cut the breaks,. Never send a man to do a woman’s job.

    Oh and Ryan Gosling?

  7. Lottie Says:

    Actually I just looked at that Photo properly and there is a resemblance.

  8. Holemaster Says:

    Yeah maybe a light beard would suit me after all. Hmmm.

  9. K8 Says:

    I always though Holemaster looks a bit like Bosco. Damn, was I not supposed to say that?

    Sorry if I blew your cover, dude.

  10. Holemaster Says:

    Damn

  11. Xbox4NappyRash Says:

    Like Bosco?

    Because of the fingers up his ar…

  12. manuel Says:

    desks up…..!

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