The National Lottie

Scientists create chocoholic dream: all the taste with none of the calories
A new inhaler – dubbed Le Whif – has been developed by scientists, allowing chocoholics to enjoy all the treats they can handle for zero calories.

The revolutionary gadget means chocolate lovers can indulge their guilty pleasure without putting on weight.

The gadget lets users breathe in chocolate to curb cravings and satisfy their sweet tooth.

Please let it be true.

Somedays I just want to go to work on my unicycle wearing my stripey socks.

“Husband dumps his wife with online message in ‘world’s first divorce by Facebook’.”

You might remember when Facebook tried to destroy my relationship but this one is for real.

A husband posted his intention to divorce his wife on his Facebook account before discussing the matter with his wife.

What the wife had to say:

“The first I knew about it was when I received a phone call at work from my best friend, who lives in Denmark. She asked me if I was okay because of what Neil had put on Facebook – ‘Neil Brady has ended his marriage to Emma Brady. I was shell-shocked. ‘I have had people who I haven’t spoken to for years contacting me asking what is going on.

“What upset me the most was not the fact that Neil had written he had ended his marriage, but the comment from a girl in Canada who said: ‘You are better off out of it’. It hurt me that he had been speaking to someone else about it.”

Now breaking up is hard to do, I know that. I’ve heard of people breaking up by email or even text but breaking up on Facebook? It’s just too cold.

Would you trust this boy? All these guys do. How could you not?

Playful cat + Fishnet tights = a trip to the shop to buy new tights.

Found on catholic.ie courtesy of atheist.ie.  Honest!

I just got this by way of spam.

Cool.

I love spam.

Sarah Hasikins week continues as Sarah explains the truth behind birth control.